Join the Club Thursday, November 5
A letter and a small print in your mailbox each month.
- Early access before the public.
- You'll hear first when orders open.
- Test Deluxe — 5 of 5 spots left.
What Happens Next
01
Waitlist opens
Late October
Join the list for first dibs.
02
Early access
Wed, Nov 4
Waitlist can buy before everyone else.
03
Open for orders
Thu, Nov 5
Cart opens
04
First ship
Thu, Nov 19
Your first mailing is on its way.
What Arrives Every Month
One mailing
From Plover Post
from $3/mo
Cancel anytime
Monthly
Ships around the 19th
By mail
Mailed to your door
Mailed to your door.
The Test Deluxe
5 spots. $3 locked forever.
First-price spots, one time.
Once the first-price members are in, the price will move. This isn't a sale — it's a quiet thank-you to the first people who said yes before there was much to say yes to.
01
Price Locked for Life
$3/mo for as long as you stay. The price never changes for first-price members.
02
First Access Always
Every reveal, every drop, every new direction — you see it before anyone else.
03
A Vote That Counts
When deciding what to make next, first-price members get the email and a real vote.
The Test Deluxe IS the deal. There won't be an additional discount on launch day. This is it.
Things You're Wondering
When does joining open?
Joining opens Nov 5. That is the day the page starts taking orders for this month's box.
When does joining close?
Joining closes Nov 14. That is the last day to join and still get this month's box.
When do you mail it?
The maker mails it Nov 19.
How much is it?
Monthly is $18 a month. Test Deluxe is $3 a month. Test Plus is $4 a month.
How does shipping work?
Free shipping in the United States.
What happens when the first-price spots fill?
Once all 5 first-price spots for Test Deluxe are taken, that price closes. Anyone who joined at the first price keeps it as long as they stay a member.
Get on the list.
Get on the list. You'll hear from me when orders open.